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do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via wohnjatsons)
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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Molly and that idiot in the coat, requested by an awful lot of people.
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sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
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Dummy Alfred Hitchcock floating down the Thames for the trailer for “Frenzy”, 1972 (via Retronaut)
he is a dinosaur now
Are those… eyebrows?
no they are temporary mustache tattoos.
Oh good. I was worried for a second there.
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(Source: sparksofgaga, via bitch-of-gaga)
queen-panda:
same
This is the thing that everyone needs to know about me.
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