May 2013
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
pizza:
sherlockedinpurgatory:
*turns out lights and lights candles*
*stands in front of mirror*
pizza
pizza
pizza
*climbs out of your mirror*
wassup dawg
m-gmt:
my life is a mix between why won’t they talk to me and solitude is bliss
ilovemesomefreakingpie:
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
I FEEL FULFILLED WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE THANK FUCK.
frigdeandindy:
astudyinwho:
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as...
aangnog:
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
ahemily:
ahemily:
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
samqirl:
samqirl:
i just farted
Sherlock farted once too!
reblogging for the second comment lol
^THIS!
sorry we made this post about fandoms
*insert 20 gifs*
SUPERWHOLOCK MADE IT BETTER! xD
another hipster post successfully ruined!!!!!!
meladoodle:
*friendzones wife at 50th wedding anniversary*
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british-beatles-hipster-nerd:
Hank’s Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which...
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teawithaview:
have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
castielhasthephoneboxat221b:
say it with me now
emotional
abuse
is
still
abuse
do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual
just don’t
My friends looked really sad when I assumed your parents calling you fat or ugly was normal. I mean, I always thought it was.
m33wlin:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
p0ndorica:
it really pisses me off how people who are good at maths/science/history/etc are seen as the intelligent ones and will go far in life but also seen as the “boring” ones, but writers and artistic/creative people are seen as the interesting and talented ones but also unintelligent and doomed to be unsuccessful like shit bro how the fuck do any of us win
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
thesnowonthewall:
is it weird that we’re not over lily and james’ deaths and they’ve been dead for literally the entire series
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
thickbrowsensei:
misskenzierain:
thickbrowsensei:
Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra
you misspelled season three of sherlock
you misspelled my foot in your ass
formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
luxurycruisinglarry:
behavingisoverrated:
pizza:
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
I DONT HAVE TWENTY DOLLARS I’M EVEN MORE BROKE THEN MACKLEMORE
urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
destiel-is-superwholocked:
avatardedpotterhead:
undiegirl:
but can we take a moment to appreciate this
because that is a fucking kiss
a kiss like that deserves it’s own post
a kiss like that deserves it’s own show
friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air
milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
you-sir-are-a-mewling-quim:
so Yahoo just bought tumblr
run
run you clever fandoms
and remember
